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·Animal Jokes
·Answer machine
·Army, navy, war
·Bars, drinking
·Blonde jokes
·Business, money
·Food, eat, drink
·Golfer, golfing
·Lawyer jokes
·Marriage, date
·Medical jokes
·One-line, short
·Politician, gov't
·Seasonal jokes
·School jokes
·Top ten, top list
·Yo mama jokes
·Mathematics
·Ethnic Jokes
·Religion jokes
·Police jokes
·Travel jokes
·Males, females
·Heaven, Hell
·Sports jokes
·Idiots, dummy
·Puns, groaners
·Redneck jokes
·Office jokes
·Science Jokes
·Guides, terms
·Ponder things
·Bumper sticker
·Ads, headlines
·Music Jokes
·Lightbulb, light
·Parenting, kids
·Computer jokes
·Blind, seeing
·Aviation Jokes
·Farmer Jokes
·Cowboy, Indian
·Psychiatrists
·Insults, quips
·Region, state
·Old age, elders
·Sick & twisted
·Shop, spending
·Hunting, fish
·True yet funny
·English, speak
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Error codes in Windows
WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger
WinErr 002: No Error - Yet
WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened
WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More!
WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside
WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside
WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside
WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside
WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed. Buy new one.
WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr 01A: OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software.
WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that.
WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.
WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted.
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