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·Animal Jokes
·Answer machine
·Army, navy, war
·Bars, drinking
·Blonde jokes
·Business, money
·Food, eat, drink
·Golfer, golfing
·Lawyer jokes
·Marriage, date
·Medical jokes
·One-line, short
·Politician, gov't
·Seasonal jokes
·School jokes
·Top ten, top list
·Yo mama jokes
·Mathematics
·Ethnic Jokes
·Religion jokes
·Police jokes
·Travel jokes
·Males, females
·Heaven, Hell
·Sports jokes
·Idiots, dummy
·Puns, groaners
·Redneck jokes
·Office jokes
·Science Jokes
·Guides, terms
·Ponder things
·Bumper sticker
·Ads, headlines
·Music Jokes
·Lightbulb, light
·Parenting, kids
·Computer jokes
·Blind, seeing
·Aviation Jokes
·Farmer Jokes
·Cowboy, Indian
·Psychiatrists
·Insults, quips
·Region, state
·Old age, elders
·Sick & twisted
·Shop, spending
·Hunting, fish
·True yet funny
·English, speak
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Term dictionary
Parent's Dictionary of Meanings
DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
VERBAL: able to whine in words
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house
Next：Kids tough question
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