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·Animal Jokes
·Answer machine
·Army, navy, war
·Bars, drinking
·Blonde jokes
·Business, money
·Food, eat, drink
·Golfer, golfing
·Lawyer jokes
·Marriage, date
·Medical jokes
·One-line, short
·Politician, gov't
·Seasonal jokes
·School jokes
·Top ten, top list
·Yo mama jokes
·Mathematics
·Ethnic Jokes
·Religion jokes
·Police jokes
·Travel jokes
·Males, females
·Heaven, Hell
·Sports jokes
·Idiots, dummy
·Puns, groaners
·Redneck jokes
·Office jokes
·Science Jokes
·Guides, terms
·Ponder things
·Bumper sticker
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·Music Jokes
·Lightbulb, light
·Parenting, kids
·Computer jokes
·Blind, seeing
·Aviation Jokes
·Farmer Jokes
·Cowboy, Indian
·Psychiatrists
·Insults, quips
·Region, state
·Old age, elders
·Sick & twisted
·Shop, spending
·Hunting, fish
·True yet funny
·English, speak
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Chemistry song 07
Quantum Chemistry
On the first day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: An exam in Quantum Chemistry.
On the second day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: a double integral and an exam in Quantum Chemistry.
On the third day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: three orbitals, a double integral, and an exam in Quantum Chemistry.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: four harmonic oscillators, three orbitals, etc.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: Five Hermitian Operators! Four harmonic ocillators, three orbitals, etc.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: six spin-orbit couplings, etc.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: seven basis functions, etc.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: eight time dependent perturbations, etc.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: nine Slater determinants, etc.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: ten electrons tunneling, etc.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: eleven photons emitting, etc.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: 12 fermions exchanging, etc.
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