Terrible history teacher

1. Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.
   
   
2. As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.
   
   
3. Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.
   
   
4. Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta.
   
   
5. Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as "technically" U.S. States.
   
   
6. Tells you that its Napoleon that's the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.
   
   
7. Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.
   
   
8. Threatens to renact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.
   
   
9. Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.
   
   
10. Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.
    
    

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