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·Animal Jokes
·Answer machine
·Army, navy, war
·Bars, drinking
·Blonde jokes
·Business, money
·Food, eat, drink
·Golfer, golfing
·Lawyer jokes
·Marriage, date
·Medical jokes
·One-line, short
·Politician, gov't
·Seasonal jokes
·School jokes
·Top ten, top list
·Yo mama jokes
·Mathematics
·Ethnic Jokes
·Religion jokes
·Police jokes
·Travel jokes
·Males, females
·Heaven, Hell
·Sports jokes
·Idiots, dummy
·Puns, groaners
·Redneck jokes
·Office jokes
·Science Jokes
·Guides, terms
·Ponder things
·Bumper sticker
·Ads, headlines
·Music Jokes
·Lightbulb, light
·Parenting, kids
·Computer jokes
·Blind, seeing
·Aviation Jokes
·Farmer Jokes
·Cowboy, Indian
·Psychiatrists
·Insults, quips
·Region, state
·Old age, elders
·Sick & twisted
·Shop, spending
·Hunting, fish
·True yet funny
·English, speak
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Business one-liners 70
If you cannot fix it, feature it.
If you cannot get your work done in a 24-hour day, then work nights!
If you cannot measure output, then you measure input.
If you cannot hope for order, withdraw with style from the chaos.
If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion.
If you did what you always did, you'll get what you always got.
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.
If you do not care where you are, then you aren't lost.
If you do not change direction, you are likely to end up where you are headed.
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